Things I would report if comedy had an HR department:
(In chronological order)
(2014) The drunk comic who mistook me trying to get him to sober up for flirting, then put his hands up my dress to touch my crotch, and the female comedian who told me, "Just avoid him."
(2014) The comic who whispered perverted things in my ear before I went on at a mic and when I called him out before getting on stage, whispered even worse stuff into my phone, recording over my set.
(2015) The club owner always touched my lower back or thigh when he talked to me, depending on whether we were sitting or standing.
(2015) Whoever roofied the drinks at the house show I used to run (because the police didn't take it seriously).
(2015) The man who tried to film up my dress while I was on stage & his friend who fought me when I took his phone to delete the videos.
(2016) The show-runner that paid the two men I was traveling with but not me even though we all did the same amount of stage time.
(2017) The male comic who sexually assaulted me in my own bed & the female comedian who told our peers that my assault was fake.
(2017) The show-runner who told me that I "just didn't know him" when I said his kisses hello made me uncomfortable. (Which, by the way, was precisely why I was asking him to stop.)